Who's Now? Second Round Results

C-Word Bracket

Revue - 1
Keefe - 8

In general, the Revue owns all. While they are in the midst of a change of home venues, their presence among the Southern NH region still reigns supreme. While Keefenation is an up and coming program dominating the local airwaves, it has yet to truly gain the status of "Now."

Vest - 4
Franny - 5

The Vest is an avid fan of the Revue, which does give extra points in many scenarios, such as this one. A very close match-up, Franny did not quite have the steam to take this contest because his presence has been lacking on the Greater Main Street area.

Steeje - 3
Hambone - 6

While many do see the Steeje as a pretty happening guy, it is hard to touch the streak that Hambone is on right now.

Hambone's Latest Stats:
Flyball : Groundball - 58:1
Boobs Touched Last Semester: 9
Parties Being Thrown This Weekend - 1
Kegs Being Purchased For Said Party - 7
BAC Upon Arrival at Hospital - .38

Cup Size: 36DD

Conor - 7
Dougie - 2

See post below "This Place Have Scorpion Bowl and Taser!" Unless Conor is up to some shit nobody knows about, he is way more now than Dougie. Furthermore, we've seen the women that Dougie gets with. His wife is a foot taller than him and outweighs him by fifty pounds, and the other "friends" he hangs out with at the Buffet aren't any better.

RamRod

General - 16
Notini – 9

While Notini definitely gathered some steam after taking out his fellow muscly-armed roommate Gregoire, he falls flat on his face compared to the recent hot streak of the General. We, at the Pen15 Blog, imagine that the General has screamed at JD Drew and Eric Gagne more in the past week than the rest of New England combined, making him EXTREMELY now.

Rboosk - 4
NHBA - 12

RBoobs is riding a current hot streak with his recent enrollment in the US Army. After much discussion, the Pen15 Club has decided that the NHBA would not have enough balls to prosecute Michael Vick had he been competing in dog fights in the great state of New Hampshire. We need people to keep our streets safe and RBoosk has the upper hand here.

Fridge - 3
Hefe - 11

Due to sheer familiarity, the Fridge is going to take this round. If Hefe invested in some shirts with sleeves or someone took his scissors away, perhaps Fridge could have seen some competition. After an entire summer of vacationing in such locales as Phoenix, Virginia Beach and The Weirs, Fridge has ingested more burritos and fried foods than humanly imaginable, bringing his cholesterol level to heights even Manute Bol couldn't fathom. Keeping the caloric intake > 1000 per sitdown is impressive for someone at the slight age of 24.

Brownie - 10
Dom – 2

The DomN8R has been extremely now this summer. Brownie, not so much. Dom hosted possibly the greatest graduation party known to man (at which the Revue performed.) Side Note: K-Rock attempted "Magic Man" by Heart that evening and gave up 2 minutes in. Weak Sauce. While Brownie has been conspicuous by his absence, Dom has been around for all your chubby man needs, supplying grilled meats, keg beer and insurance policies for your Ford Explorer and Ford Fusion.