Tuesday, July 24, 2007

An Open Letter to Drunk Celebrities

If your name is one of the following:
-Lindsey Lohan
-Paris Hilton
-Mel Gibson
-Al Gore's Son
-Chris Chambers
-Nicole Richie
-Tank Johnson
-Steve McNair

Hire a fuckin driver! You're a goddamn millionaire. I hate you all.

- K-Rock -

Note: Vin Baker was left off the list because I assume he has spent all of his inheritance on Popov and the Roullette table

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