The Juice is settin' in court today. Juice thought you might want to know what was gwins-on inside my huge head, so I'm just gonna blog the whole she-bang-a-bang out in live time for all y'all fans of the juice out in the world.
-Shit. Feel like home. I wonder if Vegas has chicken as good as the LA courthouse did?
-Unarmed robbery is for suckas and hos.
-Where Lance "The Mosquito" Ito at?
-Mo' better nickname: Lance "Mint Mo" Ito.
-If da glove don't fit, just stick inna pink butt raw dogg.
- Where's that ugly white lawyer bitch?
- Who's this DA on the other team this time? What happen to my boy Jackie Childs?
- Someone call Frank Drebin. He'd solve this for me all right.
-Go USC!
- My name shoulda been John David Booty. OJ get more white woman ass than a toilet seat.
- Oh shit. That Goldman asshole is back again. He want my money? He aint getting shit from me. Tell him if the automatic weapon don't fit, Vegas will acquit.
- The Juice be free and hitting the links in a few weeks man. I know dis. Get me 9 holes with Tiger in the morning the day after Thanksgiving and an afternoon lunch with Fuhrmann, Juice needs some money so we gonna write a book.
- It's a good thing they didn't see the dead asian ho in my trunk underneath all the stolen football shit.
- Shit Juice Like: Heisman Trophies, White Women, Trojans
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