A Comparison Between Two Fat Messes

Fridge

Vitals:

Age: 24

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 320

Hair:Baldness Ratio: 1:4

Favorite Food: Salmon

Favorite Drink: Canadian Hunter

Hobbies: Shredding Guitar Hero, Hanging out with Communist roomates

Job: See Milton in "Office Space"

Family: 2 Parents, 1 Handsome, Accomplished Brother

Joba Chamberlain

Vitals:

Age: 22

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 230

Hair:Baldness Ratio: 1:1

Favorite Food: Mosquitos

Favorite Drink: 7 & 7

Hobbies: Horseback riding, Murderball

Job: Pitcher for NY Yankees

Family: 1/2 Father