- If you are going to make less money than your female spouse, only these positions are acceptable: Teacher, video game tester, bartender, police officer.
- If you have a hi-definition television, you are obligated to host Sunday afternoon/evening get-togethers for sporting events.
- Disney movies, romantic comedies, and "The Notebook" are only acceptable for viewing if coitus is provided after said movie.
- It is socially acceptable to pop cedar when making out with or slow dancing with a young woman.
- Misogynistic jokes and jokes about handicapped people are always socially acceptable.
- It is a social faux pas for a group of men to get together for a soccer game.
- Whether in billiards, darts, video games, or wiffle ball; winner stays, loser pays.
- When seated at a table for dinner, it is customary to ask people to pass condiments...unless that condiment is Frank's Red Hot. In the case of Franks, one must simply grunt, reach across the table, and use half the bottle for a single chicken breast.
- When watching Caddyshack, it is polite to quote as much of the movie aloud as possible whether in mixed company or alone.
- When one gentleman buys another a 7+7, he expects one in return.
- When one gentleman buys a group of gentlemen a pitcher of Scorpion Drink, he expects some suckling assistance on the other straws.
- When one gentleman uses a public rest facility, he is expected to double flush to prevent staining of the bowl.
- You are also obligated to leave a space of one urinal between men. If there isn't a space, you use the stall, if the stall is in use, you wait.
- It is perfectly acceptable in a social setting to eat a chicken wing in a single bite.
- The video game "Guitar Hero" must be played standing up, no exceptions.
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A quick analysis of the rules
- If you are going to make less money than your female spouse, only these positions are acceptable: Teacher, video game tester, bartender, police officer.
*R Von D is in fact a teacher who aspires to be a video game tester
- If you have a hi-definition television, you are obligated to host Sunday afternoon/evening get-togethers for sporting events.
*I live this.
- Disney movies, romantic comedies, and "The Notebook" are only acceptable for viewing if coitus is provided after said movie.
*R Von D may actually own a copy of the notebook - this one is a total cop out.
- It is socially acceptable to pop cedar when making out with or slow dancing with a young woman.
*Tiffany Gray didnt think so.
- Misogynistic jokes and jokes about handicapped people are always socially acceptable.
*Refer to the event now known as "The Car Ride"
- It is a social faux pas for a group of men to get together for a soccer game.
*Unless you were born in central or south america
- Whether in billiards, darts, video games, or wiffle ball; winner stays, loser pays.
- When seated at a table for dinner, it is customary to ask people to pass condiments...unless that condiment is Frank's Red Hot. In the case of Franks, one must simply grunt, reach across the table, and use half the bottle for a single chicken breast.
- When watching Caddyshack, it is polite to quote as much of the movie aloud as possible whether in mixed company or alone.
- When one gentleman buys another a 7+7, he expects one in return.
- When one gentleman buys a group of gentlemen a pitcher of Scorpion Drink, he expects some suckling assistance on the other straws.
*This is the gheighest thing on here. No man should even buy a group of other men a scorpion bowl. If you are with a group of men, you buy one per person and fucking race. If there is a woman among you, you may then open the door to sharing straws, but beware that the guy to girl ratio on a single bowl equates to the guy to girl ratio in love making. If you share a bowl with 5 guys and 1 girl, then chances are you love the cock.
- When one gentleman uses a public rest facility, he is expected to double flush to prevent staining of the bowl.
*I prefer to leave it, like a signature, or mark of territory. To each their own.
- You are also obligated to leave a space of one urinal between men. If there isn't a space, you use the stall, if the stall is in use, you wait.
*I hate stall peeing. You dont lock the door because then someone might think you are sitting to pee, so you leave it unlocked to say "Hey, urinals were taken, im just trying to drain a vein dude" but then the door always swings back and hits you in the ass and sometimes its startling and you pee on the wall. Its annoying and over-complicated, Id much rather just snag the open urinal (regardless of buffer space) and train my eyes on the wall in front of me pretending to read something that isnt there.
- It is perfectly acceptable in a social setting to eat a chicken wing in a single bite.
*Acceptable and admiriable
- The video game "Guitar Hero" must be played standing up, no exceptions.
*Truth be told.
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