So Ron Von Don and I are pretty good at karaoke as all residents of southern New Hampshire, Virginia Beach and Phoenix, AZ know. Our karaoke twosome was given the name "The Karaoke Revue" by a husky man who was the DJ one night at Grand Buffet. He also offered to be our manager if we ever made it big. We think that part of our appeal at karaoke night is that we have a creative name. Imagine if the band Slayer was actually called "Mike and the Mechanics" or something lame like that? It just wouldn't fit!
We have come up with some band names that we find humorous and are heretofore copyrighting for our own future use. If we ever find out that four kids use one of these as their own, we're driving cross country and beating them about the face with my Nike Venom softball bat (34 inch, 30 oz.)
Heavy Metal Category:
HatridPhist
The Pain Deities
Grievous
Ash of Your Flesh
The Heat of Hades
Flamethrower Death Fuck
Beyond Plethora
The Reservoir Tips
2 Man Band/Open Mic Night Category:
Munsonned
Guitarded
Okay Fine
The Shithouse Five (With two band members)
Emo Music Category:
Fat Legs in Stretch Pants
Lumberg Fucked Her
Second Star to the Right and Straight on til Mourning (NOTE THE SPELLING)
Stop the Train
Mad! At My Parents
Wrap Your Fears In My Nightmares
Daddy Come Home
Have a pleasant weekend,
Fridge and RvD
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