Fridge's Only Contribution To This Blog In A Year and a Half

I was sitting at the kitchen table today, having coffee and an english muffin, and talking to my main homie the Fridge. Naturally, the King of the Internet's duties are never over, so I was casually surfing the web when a link popped up from El Frigedaire himself. Please view:

http://deadspin.com/5545674/the-public-humiliation-diet-a-how+to?skyline=true&s=i

Now, normally I would say this was an insult to me, but if you read the article, it is probably the best diet I could ever think of doing. Get a scale, weigh yourself, and then post it for the world to see. Yes, at the beginning people will think you're a fat prick (more like people will think I'M a fat prick), but like drinking and masturbation; the more you do it, the less people seem to care. That's my experience anyway.

Thank you Fridge for showing us all the light.


Fried eggs and bacon,

R Von D

Seriously, What Is Wrong With You?

To quote Al Czervik, "now I know why tigers eat their young."

Seriously, if one of these idiots was my kid I'd beat the stupidity out of him, piss on everything he owned, then tell him I was just marking my territory because I bought all that shit. I just don't understand the idiocy that is today's youth. What makes a child want to act like a werewolf. I mean, granted we've all been there. I remember wanting to be a werewolf or a dracula...when I was fucking six. Grow up you goddamn crybabies, you're not a supernatural being, you're a pussbag crybaby who wears colored contacts because you suck at sports. Must be tough to stay out for a full moon on a school night. And it's good to know that if I ever want to hunt werewolves, all I have to do is set up my silver bullets and rifles next to Chik-Fil-A in the fucking Food Court. Thank God for school uniforms.



God damn,

R Von D

If I Were Auditioning People For a Band:

...This kid is in. Hands Down. No question.