Statement Regarding Michael Vick

Seeing as the Michael Vick dogfighting case is an important issue and the Pen15 Club has a high ranking status, we found it necessary to give our official statement regarding this case. I do not want to have the views of Ronny VD and Fridge confused with mine though, so i'm going to write my own.

First off, we want to let it be known that we find Vick and all of his friends who plead guilty along with him to be scumbags. The level of cruelty that these men reached is something that you don't believe exists. Apparently they had nothing else good going on in their lives that they had to torture innocent animals who probably did not compete to their expectations. Clearly Vick is the most despicable of the whole crew though. Think about it, his buddies are living off his huge contract and multiple endorsements. Vick has a few houses and he just lets these guys stay in the one at 1915 Moonlight Road in Surry County, Virginia. Vick has so much else going for him, yet he decided to spend his time and money funding and participating in this dogfighting venture.

I will be very honest, a couple members of the Pen15 Club are not what some would consider to be "Dog enthusiasts" or even anything close to that. Myself and the fridge spent a lifetime walking to bus stops and local pools and had to walk by large dogs who would bark at us every time. This gave me a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. Anyway, I have said that I would actually be interested to see one of these dog fights some time. I do not like dogs and seeing them take out their anger on each other rather than me would be somewhat sweet. That is as far is I take it though. I do not think these dogs should be put on rape stands, electrocuted, drowned, and whatever else these sick fucks did to the dogs. I don't see how these guys are able to justify in their heads killing a dog because it is "Underperforming." If it is that bad and unaggressive, don't throw down thousands of dollars on it.

I hope this judge throws the book at Vick. Bad Newz Kennels has to be one of the most horrific operations I have ever heard of. I'm sure he is going to get financially screwed by the Falcons wanting money back and possibly the IRS because of all the illegal gambling, but I hope he actually gets screwed, by some big dude named Bubba who should be playing outside linebacker for the Carolina Panthers along with Dan "Pineapple Library Chocolate Shoe" Morgan, but he is doing 25 to life. Good luck Mike, hope that 4.3 40 pays off in prison.

Hugs and Hand Pounds,
- K-Rock -

Random Thoughts by K-Rock

Seeing as the two elder statesmen of the Pen15 Club are gone for the remainder of the week and into the weekend, i'm going to be holding this down for a while. Today marks the end of my month of detox. I did OK. From July 8th until August 7th, I had a grand total of 6 beers and they were all for good occasions (Golf, Friend returning from basic training, Beastie Boys concert). I learned that not drinking is for jerks and lesbians and I plan on never doing it again. I did have a thought when I woke up yesterday morning to find out that Barry Bonds hit #756. Maybe I need a month away from sports. Anyone who knows me realizes that basically what I do on a nightly basis revolves around sports, whether it be playing or watching them. Should I go to a bar? Only if they have a TV and i'll be able to watch the Sox game. Of course there is no way I could stop watching sports, but I feel like if there is any time to do it, its now.


I have been watching sports for as long as I can remember and one thing I pride myself on is not being a "homer." At the age of 7, I was about as big a San Antonio Spurs fan you could find outside of those who live in Texas. I liked this team for one reason only, David Robinson. Robinson is as classy (a word which is through around very liberaly today) of a player as you can find throughout the history of the NBA, and all of professional sports for that matter. The 7 footer won championships, MVP's, went to All-Star games, and was generally a fantastic all-around, team player. Given his credentials, I would kill to sit down with him for five minutes and discuss his opinions on "makin it rain", dog fighting, gambling on basketball, and automatic weapons. I'm not going to sit here and say I have modeled my life after his, but I certainly have never put a pit bull on a rape stand.

KARAOKE. Despite a distinct lack of Fridge and R Von D this upcoming weekend, a karaoke blow out at the buffet is in the works. I'm not completely versed in the art of karaoke yet, but I am working my way there. This weekend should be a good chance to strut my stuff. What I'm really trying to say is, show up at Grand Buffet this Friday night if you wanna see a show.

CALM DOWN. Those are my words to Boston Red Sox fans. Only in this city would people be shitting themselves about a 6 game lead in the division in August. I understand where people are coming from that they were up double digits for a while and this is the smallest the lead has been since early May, but you have to look at the facts. The Red Sox have a substantial number of games left against the D-Rays and a plethora of other shit teams, while the next month for the Yankees is the most difficult part of their schedule. Granted, they have been very hot, but they have been beating up on teams with Gil Meche as their number one starter. I never guarantee anything, but just calm the fuck down.

CHAMPIONS. In conclusion, I would like to inform the Revue that despite their many second place finishes, the Canadian Hunters were able to take the trivia crown last night at Peddlar's. It took a lot of training and hard work, but some day you guys will be able to touch us.

VICTORY!!!
- K-Rock -